Yesterday night, I was with a girl.
She is the girl next door, but filed under “friend” folder.
I was doing my evening hillside walk, and saw her. She is nice, but not very smart, with dreams bigger than her skills.
We walked some way up, and she asked me about my status.
I said I’m on the market but have not find the one. I said I have casuals and I’m OK with that for now.
She wanted to know more. I said I was seeing someone for sometime already, but she is christian, and I have no plan to marry a Christian woman.
She collapsed and died.
After I resurrected her, she asked me why.
“Christianity is the enemy of Africa. The church want to destroy African culture and spirituality.” I replied.
She did not understand such high level abstract stuff.
“Your bible said if any conflict between your faith and your loved ones, choose the faith and feel free to ditch your father, your mother, your children. Even if it’s your own arm cut it. That a deal breaker for me.” I said in a dry tone.
You better never couple with a Christian wife. They call Jesus their true spouse and would only do what they feel that Jesus told them. You’d only get in trouble.
“When someone tells me he is Christian, my second screen just pops with stuff like: a liar, a cheater, a delusional, infantile mind, a criminal, a manipulator”.
Anyway, I’m allergic to Christianity, how could I embed myself with a Christian, unless it’s for casual fun, out of hormonal urge.
Christianity is evil for Africa.