His name is Femi. He is very sensitive. He cares very much about the environment and buys food only from the organic farmers. He would go extra miles to avoid chemically loaded products.
“Food with pesticides, all those additives and conservatives is bad for health, and causes cancer, and diseases. I’m sure about that, and I really don’t want such stuff in my life.” He used to say in conversations with friends.
Later in the evening Femi had a date with Merita, an affluent metropolitan 26 years old girl working in marketing and advertising.
Merita prettied herself at the utmost. Shampoo, after shampoo, hair fixer, and hair glow spray, all went into the beauty recipe. Eyelashes, eyelids, lips, cheeks, all received special treatments with various products from the best cosmetics brands.
After a careful face makeup, Merita spread a complexion enhancing lotion on her forearms. In the meantime, she had redone her nails with a new gloss.
A fine Dove deodorant went under her arms, a Ricci perfume was delicately touched below ears, and finally she dropped in her eyes few drops of a newly marketed product for eyes to slightly glow at night.
A mouth spray ended the hour long ceremony.
Now, that’s a chemically loaded lady, ready to impress like the beautiful GMO tomato at your supermarket.
The date went well. Femi kissed Merita and licked her all over in a night long love making.
Of course, that was not a chemicals free dating.
Next day, both went to a public demonstration against pesticides in our food.
It’s not only our food which is chemically treated. Beware of chemically treated humans.
Long live chemically free dates.